Ordinary Adventures of Sarah Hoot

Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away there lived a brave knn igit! His name, Ooother Pencillizard!! This brave knn igit was the distant cousin of the actually pretty cool Arthur Pendragon, but Ooother was kind of just that crazy cousin who got invited to parties but was never really wanted.... it was really sad actually. Anyways, one day Ooooooother was just chillen with his loyal home boys and all of a sudden there was a hullabaloo like you could not imagine and the clouds split apart to reveal....... Morgan Freeman! In his great melodious voice the great Morgan Freeman spoke to Oother and his knn igits of the slightly trapezoidally shaped table. "Great knn igits of the slightly trapezoidally shaped table! I have a quest for you! What in my name are you even doing right now??" "We are averting our eyes and bowing respectfully sir." Said Oooooother and his home boys. "Hey man that's cool, keep up the good work," Morgan Freeman while basking i...

War movies tend to be the same old hat every time they come out but this time it is different. The movie begins with the crew of the Fury (an American tank) on the remnants of a World War II battle field. The tank and its crew are the only ones to have survived the firefight, though they didn't make it out unscathed, they lost one of their gunners. Upon their return the crew-Don, the leader, (Brad Pitt), Gordo (Michael Peña), Boyd (Shia Lebeouf), and Grady (Jon Bernthal) - are saddled with Norman (Logan Lerman) a recruit with no battle experience whatsoever. The crew is not thrilled at all to have to train Norman and they are even more upset when his lack of battle skills almost gets them killed. They are soon sent out on a new mission to try and take over some German occupied villages. Along the way Norman experiences the true nature of soldiers during war and becomes a vital part of the team. Once they have recovered several villages the Fury is sent out along with back up troop...