The Quest for the Holy Snail!!!!!!
Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away there lived a brave knn igit! His name, Ooother Pencillizard!! This brave knn igit was the distant cousin of the actually pretty cool Arthur Pendragon, but Ooother was kind of just that crazy cousin who got invited to parties but was never really wanted.... it was really sad actually. Anyways, one day Ooooooother was just chillen with his loyal home boys and all of a sudden there was a hullabaloo like you could not imagine and the clouds split apart to reveal....... Morgan Freeman! In his great melodious voice the great Morgan Freeman spoke to Oother and his knn igits of the slightly trapezoidally shaped table.
"Great knn igits of the slightly trapezoidally shaped table! I have a quest for you! What in my name are you even doing right now??"
"We are averting our eyes and bowing respectfully sir." Said Oooooother and his home boys.
"Hey man that's cool, keep up the good work," Morgan Freeman while basking in their love, "but now FOR YOUR QUEST!!!"
"What ever can we do for you, oh great Morgan Freeman??" Ooother and his home boys eagerly said.
"YOOOOOU must go forth and seek out the HOLY SNAIL!" roared the great and powerful Morgan Freeman.
"The WHAT?? Dont you mean the Holy Grail?" Oooother said very confused.
"NO YOU FOOOOLS, THE HOLY SNAIL! YOU MUST FIND IT BECAUSE IT IS GREAT AND POWERFUL, JUST LIKE ME, ONLY NOT BECAUSE I AM MORGAN FREEMAN!" Shouted Morgan Freeman.
"Alright Alright we will go forth on the quest! Let's go men." yelled Oother excitedly as he and his home boys mounted their horses, see told you they were crazy, everyone knows real knn igits use migrating coconuts to make horse noises.
Ooother and his home boys rode forth to seek out the Holy Snail. The first stop on their quest was to find that weird guy who lives in the mountains and shoots fire out of his hands. I think some people call him Jim?? As they rode on they were stopped in a forest by the Knights Who Wear Funny Helmets.
"STOP THERE!" yelled the Knights.
"We are on a quest given to us by the great Morgan Freeman!" Said Oother bravely to the Knights.
"Oh wow that's deep. You guys can totally keep going, we were totally going to make you go on this ridiculous side quest that would ultimately postpone your real quest and do nothing for you in return. But we don't want to go against the wishes of the Great Morgan Freeman because he is so great and powerful." Said the Knights Who Wear Funny Helmets.
"Oh that's cool." Said one of Ooother's loyal home boys. And they rode off again to search for Jim, the weird guys who lives in the mountains and shoots fire sout of his hands.
The homies rode on until they reached Oother's castle of Spamalot.
"Man this place is dope," said his home boys, "we should stay here."
"Nah man,' Oother replied to them, "it is a silly place."
And they rode on....
Finally they arrived at the mountains of Jim, the weird guy who lives in the mountains and shoots fire out of his hands.
All of a sudden fire erupted from the ground around them.
"Who goes there!?" Shouted a voice.
"It is I! Ooother Pencillizard! And the home boys of the slightly trapezoidally shaped table! We are on a quest." Yelled Oother back to the voice.
More fire exploded and a man walked over to them.
"Who are you weird guy who lives in the mountains and shoots fire out of his hands?" Said Oooooother to the strange man.
"There are some who call me..... JIM!" The strange man, who I guess we can call Jim, said back to him.
"Heeeeellllllooooo Jim, the weird guy who lives in the mountains and shoots fire out of his hands. We are on a quest" Said Oother.
"Yes I know," said Jim, "What are you searching for?"
"We are searching for the... the... the....." Oother could not get the words out.
"A whaaaaat?" Said Jim impatiently.
"A sn.... sn..... sn....." Ooother still couldn't say it.
"A SNAIL??????!!!!" Yelled Jim as he shot out more fire from his hands.
"Yes we are looking for the Holy Snail." Said Oooother quaking in his boots.
"Oh man I totally thought you were going to be searching for something that was hard to find," said Jim to the homies, "come this way and I will show you to him."
And the men rode on......
After a while they passed by a cave that was filled with bones.
"What's that?" Said another one of the home boys. "It looks spooky."
"That cave is the dwelling of the vicious, man eating rabbit. We shouldn't mess with him he will tear your throat out." Said Jim shaking his head, "many brave knn igits have lost their live to it."
"Well we should be pressing on then." Said Oother as he kicked his horse onward.
(we later learn that the actually pretty cool king Arthur and his knights of the round table went pass that same cave and decided to mess with the rabbit and like half of them died. They should have listened to the wise advice of Tim the enchanter)
And after several more hours of riding........
"Look! There it is! The Holy Snail!!!" Shouted Jim excitedly.
"What over there?" Said Oother confusedly.
"Yes, feast your eyes upon his Holiness!!" Jim said as he pointed to the ground.
"Are you sure? He looks so ordinary for an all powerful snail?' Oooother was still confused.
"I can assure you that that is the Holy Snail. He has been moving in this direction for the last four years. He doesn't move that fast, he is a snail after all." Jim said.
Oother dismounted his horse and reached down and picked up the slimy creature and gave it a good hard look.
"Sup." Said the Holy Snail.
Before Ooooother could say anything Seal Team 6 descended upon Ooother and his home boys and started shooting up the joint. Except they didn't hit anything cause they had the aim of an army of Storm Troopers.
And that is the end of the story for fairy tale day. There you go I hope you enjoyed it.
"Great knn igits of the slightly trapezoidally shaped table! I have a quest for you! What in my name are you even doing right now??"
"We are averting our eyes and bowing respectfully sir." Said Oooooother and his home boys.
"Hey man that's cool, keep up the good work," Morgan Freeman while basking in their love, "but now FOR YOUR QUEST!!!"
"What ever can we do for you, oh great Morgan Freeman??" Ooother and his home boys eagerly said.
"YOOOOOU must go forth and seek out the HOLY SNAIL!" roared the great and powerful Morgan Freeman.
"The WHAT?? Dont you mean the Holy Grail?" Oooother said very confused.
"NO YOU FOOOOLS, THE HOLY SNAIL! YOU MUST FIND IT BECAUSE IT IS GREAT AND POWERFUL, JUST LIKE ME, ONLY NOT BECAUSE I AM MORGAN FREEMAN!" Shouted Morgan Freeman.
"Alright Alright we will go forth on the quest! Let's go men." yelled Oother excitedly as he and his home boys mounted their horses, see told you they were crazy, everyone knows real knn igits use migrating coconuts to make horse noises.
Ooother and his home boys rode forth to seek out the Holy Snail. The first stop on their quest was to find that weird guy who lives in the mountains and shoots fire out of his hands. I think some people call him Jim?? As they rode on they were stopped in a forest by the Knights Who Wear Funny Helmets.
"STOP THERE!" yelled the Knights.
"We are on a quest given to us by the great Morgan Freeman!" Said Oother bravely to the Knights.
"Oh wow that's deep. You guys can totally keep going, we were totally going to make you go on this ridiculous side quest that would ultimately postpone your real quest and do nothing for you in return. But we don't want to go against the wishes of the Great Morgan Freeman because he is so great and powerful." Said the Knights Who Wear Funny Helmets.
"Oh that's cool." Said one of Ooother's loyal home boys. And they rode off again to search for Jim, the weird guys who lives in the mountains and shoots fire sout of his hands.
The homies rode on until they reached Oother's castle of Spamalot.
"Man this place is dope," said his home boys, "we should stay here."
"Nah man,' Oother replied to them, "it is a silly place."
And they rode on....
Finally they arrived at the mountains of Jim, the weird guy who lives in the mountains and shoots fire out of his hands.
All of a sudden fire erupted from the ground around them.
"Who goes there!?" Shouted a voice.
"It is I! Ooother Pencillizard! And the home boys of the slightly trapezoidally shaped table! We are on a quest." Yelled Oother back to the voice.
More fire exploded and a man walked over to them.
"Who are you weird guy who lives in the mountains and shoots fire out of his hands?" Said Oooooother to the strange man.
"There are some who call me..... JIM!" The strange man, who I guess we can call Jim, said back to him.
"Heeeeellllllooooo Jim, the weird guy who lives in the mountains and shoots fire out of his hands. We are on a quest" Said Oother.
"Yes I know," said Jim, "What are you searching for?"
"We are searching for the... the... the....." Oother could not get the words out.
"A whaaaaat?" Said Jim impatiently.
"A sn.... sn..... sn....." Ooother still couldn't say it.
"A SNAIL??????!!!!" Yelled Jim as he shot out more fire from his hands.
"Yes we are looking for the Holy Snail." Said Oooother quaking in his boots.
"Oh man I totally thought you were going to be searching for something that was hard to find," said Jim to the homies, "come this way and I will show you to him."
And the men rode on......
After a while they passed by a cave that was filled with bones.
"What's that?" Said another one of the home boys. "It looks spooky."
"That cave is the dwelling of the vicious, man eating rabbit. We shouldn't mess with him he will tear your throat out." Said Jim shaking his head, "many brave knn igits have lost their live to it."
"Well we should be pressing on then." Said Oother as he kicked his horse onward.
(we later learn that the actually pretty cool king Arthur and his knights of the round table went pass that same cave and decided to mess with the rabbit and like half of them died. They should have listened to the wise advice of Tim the enchanter)
And after several more hours of riding........
"Look! There it is! The Holy Snail!!!" Shouted Jim excitedly.
"What over there?" Said Oother confusedly.
"Yes, feast your eyes upon his Holiness!!" Jim said as he pointed to the ground.
"Are you sure? He looks so ordinary for an all powerful snail?' Oooother was still confused.
"I can assure you that that is the Holy Snail. He has been moving in this direction for the last four years. He doesn't move that fast, he is a snail after all." Jim said.
Oother dismounted his horse and reached down and picked up the slimy creature and gave it a good hard look.
"Sup." Said the Holy Snail.
Before Ooooother could say anything Seal Team 6 descended upon Ooother and his home boys and started shooting up the joint. Except they didn't hit anything cause they had the aim of an army of Storm Troopers.
And that is the end of the story for fairy tale day. There you go I hope you enjoyed it.
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